karmalarma:

chelsea-the-kawaii-queen said: No way man, the G stands for (old)GEEZER

Bring it on, punk.

Dances on tables.

Limiting. What is that.

A giant bird lady who steals the food of those around her.

100% accurate.

Ah yes. I am the most elegant of bird ladies.

To Jake and Tavi.

Dances on tables.

My character is a little jerkass and I’m not sorry for him.

Some puzzles will be solved at YOUR school.

If you are from school

get out.

Having a super rich character who has no idea how to interact with other people. So he awkwardly offers silverware to his visitor and tells him to take whatever he wants because obviously he’s from the lower class and therefore must need expensive things to sell.

daemondarlings:

alright so

• there are eight birds in the bush
• a stranger offers them fruit. some happily accept the gift, and some reluctantly take the fruit, skeptical of the stranger’s intentions.
• the stranger has many faces
• the stranger is attached by strings
• there is a cat waiting behind the bush
• the cat will do nothing but watch
• neither the cat nor the stranger are aware of each other
• this is a game.

Eight birds sit in a bush.

A stranger offers them fruit.

Some happily accept the gift, and some reluctantly take the fruit, skeptical of the stranger’s intentions.

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That was what I got.

We just walked into an ARG.